guardsmanI’m the newest member of the illustrious Amateur Brain Surgery Club so I thought I should introduce myself.

I am ‘Matron’ – remember the ‘Carry On’ movies?

I’ve been associated with this band of miscreants for many years, since studying at Sussex University. I am a close friend and associate of the nurse (sadly currently incarcerated at her majesties pleasure) and up until only a couple of months ago I lived in Brighton. Daily I would commute to my job here in the city of London.

But my expenses were simply getting too much so I, like Obama’s cabinet, had to make some drastic cuts. The first thing I did was look at how to reduce the amount I was spending on travelling to work. The only option was to take a flat in London and give up my life by the sea side. What a pity.

So I employed a reputable London removals firm to pack up my belongings and take them to a new flat in Stepney. Instead of the early morning train from Brighton to Victoria I can now lie in bed for an hour before taking the tube to my work place, only ten minutes away. The downside is that the quality of my life has changed dramatically.

The warmer spring weather has made this change abundantly clear. I can no longer pop out for some fresh air and a stroll along Brighton sea front. I no longer have the South Downs on my doorstep encouraging me to get out into the countryside at the weekends.

Instead there are the London theatres, cinemas, shops, museums and art galleries. But I am really missing some of the simple pleasures that I enjoyed while living in Brighton. What should I do?

My current plan is to try and stick living in London for the summer to see how good or bad it can be and then re-assess my situation in the Autumn. I’ve had to sign a six month lease on my flat so I suppose I’m stuck here for the time being.

London is a great city with so much to offer but I’m already pining for the fresh air, the seaside and the South Downs of Brighton.