Amateur Brain Surgery

Bromley Brothers Builders are a reputable Sussex building firm who have undertaken many interesting and challenging projects over the years they have been in business. We at Amateur Brain Surgery were particularly interested when we heard about a property development project they were carrying out out in West Worthing. The client turned out to be none other than the King himself, Elvis! Or at least that is what the property owner told our roving reporter when he visited to check out the story.

“I’ve been keeping a low profile here in Worthing” he said. “The people here all mind their own business and I can even go down the chip shop dressed in my stage gear and nobody bats an eyelid”.

When asked about their experience working for Elvis Neil Bromley said “It’s been a privilege. He’s a real gentleman, but he can’t make a cup of tea!”

The Bromley Brothers building team collectively said that, while they loved to hear the King crooning while he did his gardening, they found his jump suits a bit bleak. One of the team remarked “Those tight jump suit things he wears are so wrong. He should get some proper slacks.”

Elvis declined to comment but he did offer to make our reporter a cup of tea…