'Brighton' Category
Kemptown, Cameron and evil criminal acts
The Nurse had one hell of a Christmas and New Year. It took the best part of four days to limp from London to her home town, Brighton, and she’s been as busy as a particularly vicious and scary bee ever since, getting her new identity in shape. Her teeth were her first priority. It’s [...]
Bright lights, big city… The Nurse hits the big smelly
If you want to blend in, come to London. The Nurse, having tidied herself up somewhat in a Swiss Cottage public loo, cuts a reasonably inconspicuous figure in the big smelly. There’s nutters galore here. A middle aged lady limping along with a Margaret Thatcher hair do, filed pointy teeth and a thunderous expression doesn’t [...]
Seagulls under threat – love your local gulls!
As a Nice Middle Class Lady, I sometimes find Brighton’s seagulls a right pain in the bum. They’re big and noisy and for some reason the buggers seem to spend most of their days yelling through my window. They wake me up too early and interrupt me when I’m reading in the garden. They nest [...]
Beachdown Breakdown Bummer
WTF. At half past the eleventh hour the directors of Beachdown Festival, scheduled to take place this forthcoming weekend (just two days away), have been forced to cancel. They say: we were unable to meet the demands that the current economic climate put against us and at the eleventh hour despite having most of the [...]
