'Crime' Category
Criminal Gangs Using Vans for Prostitution
According to police figures crime in Sussex has reportedly fallen in recent months. But if you listen to local news, read local newspapers or simply venture outdoors you’re likely to encounter an altogether different picture.
Every other house appears to be used as a so-called drugs factory, operated by Asians and staffed by one poor care-taker […]Forget the Rich List. Here’s the Ridiculous List.
The Nurse has a lot of time on her hands at Her Majesty’s Pleasure. Which is why she’s typing this post from underneath several unfurled and chaotic rolls of Elsan toilet roll. You know, that crinkly stuff that’s about the same thickness as tracing paper and twice as shiny. And utterly non-absorbent. Dreadful for personal hygiene but highly effective for writing lists.
This […]Report All Violent Criminals
Well done to Mrs Saldinack for reporting her two sons to the police for the horrific attack and injury they inflicted upon Marc Parkinson in Chichester last year.
Mrs Saldinack’s sons, Luke Newman and Oliver Clark, along with a third man, Benjamin Hammond, set upon Mr Parkinson and a friend in a completely unprovoked attack. All […]Feed ecstasy to the masses!
The Nurse doesn’t get out much. But she devours the TV news avidly from her cell. So it grabbed her attention when a senior UK police officer recently recommended we make all drugs legal and face the consequences, rather than spending obscene amounts criminalising drug users as well as the abusers.
Millions of ordinary law-abiding […]What terrorists?! What plots?!
Why is our government trying to scare us? And more importantly, why are we letting them?
Why are we so paranoid about terrorists and terrorism these days? Back in the 70s and 80s the IRA was actually bombing the life out of London, Birmingham, Guildford and anywhere else they could manage. On a regular basis. There […]Thieving Bastards at the Big Chill
It has come to our attention that a number of people had a less than chilled experience at this years Big Chill shindig. This is confirmed on the Big Chill site where they acknowledge 156 reported thefts, mainly from tents.
Our roving, festival going reporter told us that the figure was probably higher than this, and […]