'Fat' Category
Fat and tattooed? Yes we are!
The Nurse wonders what all the fuss is about. Dutch ferry boss director Pim de Lange allegedly (according to the UK press, so it’s probably bollocks) called British sailors ‘fat and tattooed’ this Tuesday, which caused a storm of derision and offence up and down the country. But the truth is, most of Britain is fat and tattooed [...]
Hypnotism Helps Battle of the Bulge
It’s been a while since I last posted any details of my ongoing battle with my (previously) expanding waist line and lots has happened. The first thing to report is that I have managed to shed around 10lbs since I embarked on my new weight-loss campaign back in September 2009. Before the Christmas holidays I’d [...]
Birthday Cakes Create Havoc with Weight Loss Plan
It’s been a few weeks since I last posted any details of how my weight-loss plan has been going. This is because it came to a grinding halt and then went into full speed reverse with a week of liquid lunches and a weekend binge on kebabs and fast food. Everything was going so well. [...]
My DJ Weight Loss Plan
If you’ve read my previous post you will know that my doctor has just told me that my expanding waistline is the cause of my current embarassing incontinence problem. So I am now more determined than ever to shed those flabby excess pounds that have kept me from looking at myself naked in a mirror [...]
