Amateur Brain Surgery » Minge http://www.amateurbrainsurgery.com Sussex Amateur Brain Surgery Club Tue, 10 Jan 2012 20:22:12 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 I Love Americans! http://www.amateurbrainsurgery.com/i-love-americans/52/ http://www.amateurbrainsurgery.com/i-love-americans/52/#comments Wed, 07 Nov 2007 20:59:06 +0000 Chief Surgeon http://www.amateurbrainsurgery.com/?p=52 I don’t care if my fellow amateur brain surgeons aren’t big fans of America. I am! Having spent some of the most enjoyable months of my life as a post-graduate student at Caltech, living in Altadena, I grew to love both the country and the people. Both so varied, interesting, challenging, rewarding and generous.

I had a great time, met some incredibly generous people and formed some lasting and rewarding relationships. One of my best friends is a Gynaecologist working in L.A. who spends his days inspecting the expensively coiffeured minges of the rich and once-were-famous. Mainly middle aged and elderly ex-daytime T.V. starlets whose names I dare not mention.

He tells me all sorts of stories about the surgical procedures that he performs. Mainly major repairs and overhauls due to over-use, abuse and ageing. People are living much longer these days and the ladies want their vaginas to remain usable well into their 70′s. So my chum charges a small fortune to turn a sausage-wallet that’s as loose as a wizards sleeve with piss-flaps the size of John Wayne’s saddle-bags into something the lady could open beer bottles with. Or so I am told.

I love America!

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