'Phenomena' Category
The Nurse proposes a new swear word
The Nurse doesn’t laugh very often. She’d laugh more if life was fucking funny, but it ain’t. Not for her, at least. Five miles short of the ugly north London sprawl, struggling through dense, winter-dark woodland, she’s just fallen arse over tit into a filthy, stinking pond. There isn’t a swear word in existence that [...]
The Nurse’s top 20 old fashioned expletives
Sadly the C word is common currency these days. It doesn’t have much shock value left. The Nurse, sneaking along the edge of a muddy field twenty miles north of Cambridge, likes to shock. So she’s amusing herself by creating a top 20 list of old fashioned expletives to liven up the boring bad [...]
Wikileaks and WYSIWYG government
The Nurse is loving the latest Wikileaks scandal. Yet again they’ve exposed the dirty underbelly of international politics. Loads of spying, insulting other nations, gerrymandering, lying, cheating, obscuring and obfuscating. She can understand why the US military and politicians are so cross. They’ve been caught out being naughty and nasty, sneaky and malicious, dishonourable and dishonest. Whoops. [...]
HD, career politicians and ecstacy… arse or elbow?
The Nurse is amused by several things this week, all of which demonstrate human silliness beautifully. From kidding ourselves about what we’re seeing to putting amateurs in important jobs and denying scientific fact, the human race is performing just as expected… dysfunctionally. Have you bought an HD TV yet? If so, The Nurse recommends you [...]
