Archive for May, 2008
Eurovision Wrong Contest
Another Eurovision song contest ends in controversy as the UK are awarded a paltry 14 points placing them in joint bottom position alongside Germany and the Russian entry, a painful, derivative dirge entitled ‘Believe’, won with 272 points.
People are asking whether the contest is really about the songs or are people voting for reasons other […]Stray Cat Tales: Betty the Garden Cat
Some months ago now, back when it was still cold, wet and wintery, we started to see a timid black and white cat, wearing a red collar, hanging around in our garden. We’d occasionally see her through the cat-flap, but she would bolt as soon as we tried to approach. She now trusts us enough […]
Aberdeen Angus the Best Beef in the World
It’s official. All at braindead mansions have unanimously voted Aberdeen Angus the best beef in the world.
Beef derived from this noble breed of cattle is, in our humble opinions, of far higher quality than beef derived from other breeds. Our extensive beef research has been painstakingly carried out over a number of years. We’ve been […]
The Nurse takes on a freelance copywriter
Website copywriting isn’t as easy as it looks!
The Nurse has always believed that she can turn her formidably capable hand to almost anything. After all, she taught herself trepanning from scratch. Painstaking practice, as well as giving herself permission to make mistakes in the interest of medical advancement, have been instrumental in her success as an amateur brain […]Parents of Obese Children Guilty of Child Abuse
People in the UK are getting fatter. There can’t be many in the UK who have not seen the increasing number of enormously overweight children, waddling alongside their equally obese parents. The number of clinically obese children in the UK is increasing at such a rate that the government has taken steps to halt the […]
Petrol Heads Should Pay More Road Tax
Overcrowding is a topic that I have commented on in the past and the problem is certainly not going away. One aspect of the overcrowding problem that I feel is sadly neglected is vehicle ownership.
When I was a lad there was only one house in our road that actually had a car. My family obtained […]
