Archive for August, 2009
Beachdown Breakdown Bummer
WTF. At half past the eleventh hour the directors of Beachdown Festival, scheduled to take place this forthcoming weekend (just two days away), have been forced to cancel. They say:
we were unable to meet the demands that the current economic climate put against us and at the eleventh hour despite having most of the [...]The Oldest Swingers in Town
I’ve recently heard that some of our more senior citizens have been enjoying group sex sessions in their nursing home.
A colleague, whose 76 year old grandfather recently moved to the home, told me that his horny old grandpa couldn’t believe his luck when he arrived in the old-peoples home where men are outnumbered by a [...]Benefit Cuts Blamed for Poor Diet
A story in the local news this week has prompted quite a fierce response from some of my colleagues in the staff room. Laura Ripley, from St Leonards, has complained that the decision to reduce her disability benefits by £340 a month will result in her putting on the weight she has lost because she [...]
