Archive for September, 2009
Weight Loss with Hypnotism
I’m a couple or three weeks into my new regime of healthy eating, plenty of exercise and no more liquid lunches down the pub and I’m pleased to report that I’ve dropped a few pounds. But not without some effort.
The Secrets Behind ‘The Science Bit’ – Hair Care Exposed
The hair care industry has got us all by the short and curlies. But The Nurse discovers that there’s much less to shampoo and conditioners than you might think.
You don’t get many luxuries in prison. The Nurse has often bemoaned the lack of decent shampoo. Most of the time her hair looks like a bird’s nest.
So she was [...]My DJ Weight Loss Plan
If you’ve read my previous post you will know that my doctor has just told me that my expanding waistline is the cause of my current embarassing incontinence problem. So I am now more determined than ever to shed those flabby excess pounds that have kept me from looking at myself naked in a mirror [...]
Cigar Box Hits the Right Notes
Take a listen to my old friend and supporter of the Amateur Brain Surgery club, Tony G., making sweet noises with his humble cigar box guitar. Now this is the kind of music I could listen to all day. Soulful sounds that will get your feet tappin’ – Excellent!
When I Whistle I Piddle
I’ve recently developed an embarrassing condition that I’ve decided to share with anyone who can be bothered to read this nonsense.
I first began to notice dampness in my trousers some weeks ago, on a night out with fellow members of the ABS, but I put it down to spillage and too much cider inside [...]Hot New Fashion Tip: False Teeth?
If false teeth were hot stuff The Nurse would have her gnashers whipped out without a second thought.
As the UK’s population ages, will false teeth ever become stylish?
The Nurse, brought up in the ’60s and ’70s, has crap teeth. Her 1970s childhood dentist was spectacularly bad as well as really scary. So when she left home she [...]Gap Year Travel Disasters to Avoid
It’s been reported that 2009 is a record year for students choosing to take a gap year before going to University or attempting to find a job. Perhaps motivated by the current recession and rising unemployment, many are planning to travel the globe before taking up their places at college.
Every academic year I meet fresh [...]
