Archive for October, 2009
Nick Griffin and the BNP Deserve the Oxygen of Publicity
The Nurse thinks it is a good idea to give Nick Griffin and his spiritually bereft BNP henchmen the oxygen of publicity at every opportunity. Why? Because every time the man opens his nasty mouth he makes himself look even more of a wanker. We can’t go round banning schools of thought, theories, attitudes or political parties. That makes us just [...]
5 Great Things About the British Weather
If The Nurse stands on a chair, she can just about catch a glimpse of sky through her prison cell window. Today it is grey and rainy outside. She’d bet her last quid that everyone’s moaning about it. Dissing the UK’s weather is a national pastime. But The Nurse thinks there’s a lot to be said for four higgledy piggledy seasons. Even though they [...]
Birthday Cakes Create Havoc with Weight Loss Plan
It’s been a few weeks since I last posted any details of how my weight-loss plan has been going. This is because it came to a grinding halt and then went into full speed reverse with a week of liquid lunches and a weekend binge on kebabs and fast food. Everything was going so well. [...]
No Driving License or Passport? In the UK, You’re a Non-Citizen!
You’d think with global warming continuing apace, a person who didn’t drive or fly would be respected. Not so. The Nurse applied for a loan recently, only to find that everyone thinks she’s dodgy as fuck. A criminal, money launderer, illegal alien, ID thief or worse. She has experienced all sorts of hitches, running the gauntlet of suspicious solicitors, edgy lenders and paranoid financial advisers. Why? Although [...]
