Archive for May, 2010
STOP drivers using mobile phones!
Those bastard screws found The Nurse’s laptop. Is nothing sacred in prison? Sadly The Nurse’s personal areas are obviously not particularly sacred. But on the other hand her lady garden is deep. And she’s a stalwart type. Hidden where the sun never shines, they didn’t find her binoculars. So, stuck in solitary confinement since January with no internet access, The Nurse has been [...]
Say No to Knobs on Bikes
It’s been a while since I last posted here on the ABS blog, partly due to site hosting issues, but mainly due to downright laziness. But I’m back; motivated to write this post by our most recent club meeting at which one of my colleagues made a most disagreeable suggestion. It was proposed that members [...]
