Archive for September, 2010
HD, career politicians and ecstacy… arse or elbow?
The Nurse is amused by several things this week, all of which demonstrate human silliness beautifully. From kidding ourselves about what we’re seeing to putting amateurs in important jobs and denying scientific fact, the human race is performing just as expected… dysfunctionally. Have you bought an HD TV yet? If so, The Nurse recommends you [...]
Fat and tattooed? Yes we are!
The Nurse wonders what all the fuss is about. Dutch ferry boss director Pim de Lange allegedly (according to the UK press, so it’s probably bollocks) called British sailors ‘fat and tattooed’ this Tuesday, which caused a storm of derision and offence up and down the country. But the truth is, most of Britain is fat and tattooed [...]
Debating the human contradiction: Alien, Clanger or both?
The Nurse never cries. But she wept last night when she heard the news that there are only three thousand wild tigers left. And she cried again after hearing UK farmers will soon be allowed to kill badgers on their land. The whole thing set her musing on the human condition. Or the human contradiction, as she prefers to [...]
Mad Koran-burning wankers
The Nurse hasn’t been disgusted for ages. The UK’s coalition Government seems to be performing well, we haven’t buckled under the pressure of budget deficit-related cuts yet and the world – until this week – seemed slightly less insane than usual. Hmph. That’s what happens when you let your guard down. After a long (and horribly [...]
