The glories of booze… not
The Nurse finds drunk people creepy, boring, stupid, ugly, unpredictable and occasionally frightening. What a nasty, nasty drug booze is. As the Chief Surgeon says, how on earth can it be socially acceptable for people to get so blasted on drink that they can’t tell their silly, fat arses from their elbows? It’s quite simply appalling.
The Nurse also wonders why the media doesn’t seem to place any responsibility with the parents of our booze-sodden youth? Probably because the parents are too booze-sodden themselves to realise how deeply unattractive drunkeness is, both socially and sexually. We go round in circles blaming the government, the drinks industry and anything else we can think of, but it is parents who are condoning alcohol abuse by letting their kids get pissed. Or not preventing them. That’s a fact. At the end of the day they’re your kids and you are responsible, until they leave home, for their behaviour.
Will parents get a grip? Unlikely. Most of the UK will probably carry on drinking, fighting, puking, screaming, shagging and arguing its stupid, drunken way into the noughties. While the sober minority stands in utter amazement, watching the carnival pass by.
