The Nurse enjoys researching stuff. Her fellow inmates mostly enjoy it too, although they’re naturally wary when forced to take part in her more bizarre experiments. Many of which are downright dangerous, if not lethal.  

So everyone was relieved to find her latest proposition wasn’t particularly dodgy, just a simple experiment to find out more about the nature of happiness. 

The Nurse’s happiness experiment

Splitting the inmate population neatly and randomly in two, The Nurse briefed each group as follows.

Group 1:  

  • Before you go to sleep, imagine tomorrow is the best day you’ve ever had. You feel fantastic. You look great. Everything’s going your way. You’re fit, healthy and the world is full of possibilities.
  • Pick up the thread when you wake up and carry on all day with your positive internal dialogue     

Group 2:

  • Before you go to sleep, imagine tomorrow will be the worst day you’ve ever had. You look like a bag of shite, your feet smell, everyone hates you and you’ve just been sacked. 
  • When you wake up, carry on convincing yourself your life stinks and the entire world thinks you’re an arse.

The Results

The Nurse asked everyone to describe how they felt about their day.

  • Group 1:  Had a great time.
  • Group 2:  Just wanted to die and get it over with. 

The next night The Nurse reversed the process.

  • Group 1:  Had a dreadful time.
  • Group 2:  Enjoyed themselves despite being banged up in a loony bin.

Conclusion

Sadly she daren’t try the experiment herself. The Nurse understands better than anyone how unpredictable and deadly she can be when in a bad mood.  But she suspects we’re in charge of our own happiness. Interesting.

The Nurse wants YOU!

Nobody’s going to take this seriously… an experiment run by a mass murderer, undertaken on the population of a mental institution, none of whom were given the remotest choice in the matter. 

The Nurse needs fresh test data, from normal people like you. Feel free to experiment on yourself and let her know what happens.