phi displayed in the designof a peacock’s feather… the incredible elegance of mathematics.The Nurse marvels at the universe and wonders why people need gods.

Just because she has misbehaved in the past doesn’t mean The Nurse is spiritually bereft. Her feelings still soar at the sight of a glorious sunset, even though she can only glimpse a slim slice of sky between the grim buildings, through the thick bars of her cell. And despite everything, she has held on to a sense of wonder.  

Religious people often complain that science takes the mystery out of the universe, stripping it of meaning to leave an empty collection of dust-dry facts. 

The Nurse begs to disagree.  The real creation story is so wonderful that The Nurse is puzzled why anyone, once they’d discovered the science behind it, would continue to bother with the dubious doings of mythical deities.

Consider quantum physics. Quantum particles are very weird. If you look at one, the very act of doing so fundamentally changes its properties. Some particles come in pairs. If you observe one the partner particle will change too, instantly, even if it is billions of light years away. Howzat.

Then there’s Darwinism – the theory of evolution. The sheer elegance of the origin of species renders The Nurse breathless with excitement and delight. The christian garden of eden and god myth pales into insignificance in comparison. Absolutely no contest. Nothing any god can offer can beat this story. 

Or take mathematics. Maths makes most people groan and The Nurse is no exception. Sadly, she has only ever been able to grasp more than the most basic fundamentals. But she can appreciate things like the golden number, 1.6180339887 (‘Phi’). At least as far back as the Renaissance, artists and architects have used this magical ratio to create perfectly proportioned buildings and compositions. And – remarkably – it appears everywhere in nature: in accoustics and music, plant and animal physiology and biology, geometry, colour, light, chemistry, in our bodies… wow. Why is this number so intrinsically right? The Nurse’s scarred arms prickle with goosebumps.

All splendid stuff, all utterly amazing, mind blowing and true. Who needs gods!