Give Iraq Their Very Own Nuclear Bombs

Plenty of countries, the UK and US included, have massive stocks of nuclear weapons.
OK, we’re not supposed to be building new ones and there’s a non-proliferation agreement in place. But – she has said it before and she’ll say it again – The Nurse still thinks it’s naive to expect Iraq to abstain from nuclear weapons altogether.
It’d be a different story if very few or no other countries had nuclear bombs. Or if everyone was busy de-commissioning and dismantling them hell for leather, openly for all to see.
But that isn’t happening. Countries with nuclear weapons are hanging on to them, reluctant to let go.
The Nurse is neither surprised nor outraged that Iraq seems to be moving towards making a few nuclear bombs of its own. She would too if she were them. Why? To keep things fair and create balance; some bargaining power and security while the rest of the world fannies around getting its non-nuclear act together… which could take decades.
So, what to do? The Nurse proposes the UK, US and all the other nuclear powers each donate a nice, shiny bomb to Iraq. Then we’ll all be on a level playing field and nuclear disarmament negotiations can start in earnest.
Until then Iraq will doubtless remain justifiably pissed off and pressurised. Feeling pissed off and pressurised makes The Nurse feel provocative. She’s extremely dangerous when cornered. The same probably goes for Iraq.
Do you believe in Homeopathy? The Nurse isn’t convinced. Why? Because to work, it’d have to defy the laws of physics.
It’s been a while since I last posted any details of my ongoing battle with my (previously) expanding waist line and lots has happened.
As forecasters predict snow for the UK are we any better prepared than we were back in February?
If The Nurse was freed from prison, she could walk into any chemist and pick up a plethora of health testing kits.
The Nurse is delighted to discover that, from a genetic perspective, she’s 50% black.
The Nurse is getting on a bit. She’s long in the tooth. Her intimate bits are heading south fast and she automatically lets out a wheezy old lady groan whenever she sits down.
The Nurse despises foxhunting.
The Nurse has been watching a lot of telly recently. And she’s been amazed by the sheer choice of products available for consumers to choose from. 
